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Mary of Magdala

Jesus scandalized his conservative critics by, among other things, fraternizing with women. Women followed Jesus and some of them supported his ministry out of their personal funds. Apparently they appreciated his message of spiritual liberty from the bonds of family and domestic duty. All four canonical gospels name Mary of Magdala as one of these women. The gospels say so little about her that early Christian writers were free to make up all manner of outlandish stories about her, a profitable practice that continues to this day.

You can’t even be sure that Mary of Magdala existed, per se. Maybe there was a woman a lot like the one described in the Bible but from a different city and the reference to Magdala is an error in transmission. Or maybe there was a Mary of Magdala, a disciple of Jesus, but she was someone else, and her name was accidentally attached to the women who appears in the gospels. Or the stories about Mary might be the conflation to the stories of two different women. Whatever her name, however, there must have been some woman who was closer than any other to the master.

 

Resurrection appearances

One might well identify the beginning of Christianity as the resurrection appearances his followers experienced after he died. Bart Ehrman suggests that Mary may have been the first to have such a vision and that, in this respect, she was virtually the founder of Christianity.

Historians don’t take Jesus’ resurrection appearances as history, but they generally accept that some of Jesus followers had a profound sense or vision of their executed lord still alive. The various accounts of Jesus’ empty tomb and his appearances to his followers look like a case of “me, too.” Once Mary (or someone) claimed to have such a vision, the other disciples faced a tough choice regarding how they could retain their authority over the memory and ministry of Jesus: repudiate the claim or embrace it. For Mary to have claimed a special vision of the risen lord would have put her in an exalted position, and the other disciples either had to discount her experience or claim that same experience for themselves. They took the latter course, and the accounts of resurrection appearances multiplied until the first account was just one of many.

The Jesus Seminar concluded that Mary, Peter, and Paul experienced Jesus as the risen lord, though the elaborate scenes of Jesus appearing to disciples, phasing through closed doors, and eating food are inventions.

 

Sex

It doesn’t look as though Jesus was married. There are references to his brothers, sisters, mother, and father in the gospels. His brother James was practically the high priest of the Jewish Christians after Jesus’ death. His other kinsman seem to have held positions of authority in the congregations near Jerusalem. In all this, there’s no mention of a wife. Furthermore, there’s no tell-tale denial that he had a wife, something that scholars could take as evidence he’d had one (why else deny it?). Perhaps when Jesus said that some have made themselves eunuchs for God, he was talking about himself giving up sex. Perhaps.

Does the young, unmarried, charismatic prophet, healer, and exorcist get laid? Does he end up in bed with a female disciple, maybe the one to whom he is most attached? When he’s off somewhere on his own to pray and he meets a groupie who begs the master to lay on hands and help her with a wicked spirit that makes her have all sorts of unseemly thoughts, does he give her what she is looking for? If this powerful man is ascetic, renouncing the flesh, and denouncing woman as the portal of evil and temptation, then maybe he doesn’t. Maybe he keeps the woman at bay and temptation with her. But what if he’s a notorious glutton and drunk? What if he’s abandoned the ascetic ways of his former mentor, the ascetic holy man of the desert? What if now he lives in town, drinks wine, hangs out with sinners, and accepts women at his table? Jesus sounds like the sort of religious leader that would get some action.

That said, neither Mary nor any other woman was likely a close companion on Jesus’ travels. If Jesus had had such a consort, his enemies would have made some sort of scandal of it, like they did with his eating, drinking, and consorting with the wicked. And the idea that Jesus’ left a royal bloodline is too good to be true.

 

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introduction for the inquisitive reader

biographical overview who he was and wasn't

 

afterlife not Jesus' concern

animal sacrifice bloodless religion

apocalypse did Jesus preach hellfire?

baptism sin wash for Jesus and others

beatitudes Jesus' words and others' words

beloved disciple witness for the un-gospel

bible scripture old and new

bishop the unjesus

body focus on the physical

Buddha Jesus' close kin

charity key Christian virtue and legacy of Jesus

The Da Vinci Code secret (and false) messages

divorce women's status

dreams convenient literary device

Elijah Jewish prophet with his own second coming

equality ancient source of modern egalitarianism

exorcist Jesus and demons

failure reinterpreting Jesus as a failure

faith from trust to blind belief

father Jesus on titles of honor

Francis of Assisi the most Christlike Christian

Gandhi the 20th century's most Christly holy man

Galilee Jesus' inauspicious homeland

gentiles Jesus' inadvertent audience

god how Jesus became god

golden rule key to Jesus' success

gospels competing accounts

heaven from sky to spiritual home

hell revenge fantasy

humanism Jesus' legacy

inerrant Christian treatment of scripture

Thomas Jefferson ethics of Jesus

Jewish guilt Christian libel

John's gospel the un-gospel

John the baptist, see John the washer

John the washer Jesus' apocalyptic mentor

Judaism libeled religion of Jesus

kingdom of god what Jesus promised

Lao Tzu poet of the cosmic way

logos jesus as the word of god

C. S. Lewis famous, flawed trilemma

little drummer boy Luke beats Matthew

logos Jesus as the divine word

LORD Yahweh transitioning to the one god of all

Luke's gospel the all-around best gospel

Mark's gospel the gospel that lost its point

Mary of Magdala women, visions, and sex

massacre of the innocents bloodshed starts early

Matthew's gospel best gospel for church reading

Mormon, see Joseph Smith

Moses Jewish lawgiver

Muhammad a prophet who got it right

mystery Orpheus and transubstantiation

oppression origin of Jesus' compassion

The Passion of the Christ Luke as buzzkill

Paul revealer of the revealer

private and public public Jesus and secret Christ

relativism the secret power of the golden rule

sacrifice Jesus' death and Christian sacrament

Albert Schweitzer Jesus as a failure

sheol dark pit of death

show Jesus' deeds as put-ons

slavery abolished by Jesus' efforts

Joseph Smith flesh-and-blood Jesus

Socrates secular Jesus

son of god on close terms with the man upstairs

soul, see body

synoptics three gospels that agree

temple center of Jewish religion

trinity unifying and divisive doctrinre

vision, see dreams

Yahweh, see LORD

Zoroaster Persian dualistic holy man