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baptism

When we hear the term “baptism,” we can’t help but understand it through the lens of two thousand years of post-Jesus jargon. The term calls to mind baptismal fonts, christening, godparents, the trinity, and the afterlife fate of unbaptized infants. John the Baptist, however, didn’t have anything to do with all those later elaborations on the practice of baptism. And he used a regular old word for what he was doing, not ecclesiastic jargon. The Greek word recorded in the gospels meant “dip (into liquid)” or “soak.” In the context of a ritual meant as a token of repentance and the forgiveness of sins, the term roughly meant “washing.” Let’s use the term “washing” for “baptism” to help us understand the ritual more like the way John, Jesus, and the disciples understood it.

Jesus didn’t wash anyone and he didn’t tell anyone to wash anybody. The only washings that Jesus recognized were those performed by John the Washer, for whom it was a rite of repentance. Jesus himself got washed in the Jordan. Maybe Jesus was one of John’s close followers. Maybe he just got washed along with a whole lot of other Jews, all looking forward to God coming and burning away the Romans, the foreigners, and the collaborators. Probably he was a close follower, with John as his teacher and mentor. Jesus was a religious man and so probably was in thick with John.

That Jesus was washed by John is taken as historical certainty. Jesus’ Christian biographers would never have made up such a detail because it makes Jesus out to be a regular guy in need to repentance and it makes John seem to be some sort of superior to Jesus. You can see how much the early Christians didn’t care for Jesus getting washed by how the gospels move progressively away from the simple fact.

In Mark, the first of the gospels, Jesus’ washing was the point at which God pronounced Jesus to be his son. This is where Mark’s story starts because this is when the spirit of God first descends to abide in Jesus. Jesus sees the spirit like a dove and hears his father’s voice. This crux point is a vision that Jesus experiences personally. Mark records the washing and Jesus’ adoption as God’s son without any particular comment. Twenty years later, this treatment is not good enough for Matthew. First, he provides a singular account of Jesus holy and royal birth. Then he has John recognize Jesus as the apocalyptic figure who was to come and balk at washing him. Jesus insists on being washed, but only for appearance’s sake. This theme, that Jesus occasionally puts on a show that obscures his true intent, is a handy one that the evangelists use to reconcile what Jesus said and did to what the evangelists want him to mean.

Luke comes along and prefaces Jesus’ washing with a different birth and nativity story, this one emphasizing Jesus’ humanity and lowly origins. He mentions Jesus’ washing in passing but doesn’t describe it as a scene, as Mark and Matthew had done. In Luke, the holy spirit descends on Jesus not at his washing but later, when he’s praying. Luke loved to write about prayer. John omits Jesus’ washing altogether and fabricates a quote in which John swears to have seen the holy spirit descend to Jesus, again while Jesus was praying. Luke quoted Psalms 2:7 to have the voice from heaven say, “Thou art my beloved son; today I have begotten thee,” but this line was soon edited out and Mark’s wording was swapped in. The idea that Jesus was adopted as God’s son at his baptism was popular in the 2nd century, but it was soon deemed heretical, in favor of Jesus being the incarnation of God’s divine word, and Luke’s quote was edited to match.

By the time we get to the fourth gospel, written under the auspices of the beloved disciple in Ephesus, the local tradition is so far removed from the historical Jesus that the evangelist takes Luke’s route one better and simply omits Jesus’ washing altogether. While Mark had Jesus hear the voice and see the spirit, the beloved disciple quotes John the Washer as swearing up and down that he himself saw the spirit and that Jesus is the son of God. Once John had been dead for 60 to 70 years, it was easy to get him to say whatever the evangelist wanted.

 

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biographical overview who he was and wasn't

 

afterlife not Jesus' concern

animal sacrifice bloodless religion

apocalypse did Jesus preach hellfire?

baptism sin wash for Jesus and others

beatitudes Jesus' words and others' words

beloved disciple witness for the un-gospel

bible scripture old and new

bishop the unjesus

body focus on the physical

Buddha Jesus' close kin

charity key Christian virtue and legacy of Jesus

The Da Vinci Code secret (and false) messages

divorce women's status

dreams convenient literary device

Elijah Jewish prophet with his own second coming

equality ancient source of modern egalitarianism

exorcist Jesus and demons

failure reinterpreting Jesus as a failure

faith from trust to blind belief

father Jesus on titles of honor

Francis of Assisi the most Christlike Christian

Gandhi the 20th century's most Christly holy man

Galilee Jesus' inauspicious homeland

gentiles Jesus' inadvertent audience

god how Jesus became god

golden rule key to Jesus' success

gospels competing accounts

heaven from sky to spiritual home

hell revenge fantasy

humanism Jesus' legacy

inerrant Christian treatment of scripture

Thomas Jefferson ethics of Jesus

Jewish guilt Christian libel

John's gospel the un-gospel

John the baptist, see John the washer

John the washer Jesus' apocalyptic mentor

Judaism libeled religion of Jesus

kingdom of god what Jesus promised

Lao Tzu poet of the cosmic way

logos jesus as the word of god

C. S. Lewis famous, flawed trilemma

little drummer boy Luke beats Matthew

logos Jesus as the divine word

LORD Yahweh transitioning to the one god of all

Luke's gospel the all-around best gospel

Mark's gospel the gospel that lost its point

Mary of Magdala women, visions, and sex

massacre of the innocents bloodshed starts early

Matthew's gospel best gospel for church reading

Mormon, see Joseph Smith

Moses Jewish lawgiver

Muhammad a prophet who got it right

mystery Orpheus and transubstantiation

oppression origin of Jesus' compassion

The Passion of the Christ Luke as buzzkill

Paul revealer of the revealer

private and public public Jesus and secret Christ

relativism the secret power of the golden rule

sacrifice Jesus' death and Christian sacrament

Albert Schweitzer Jesus as a failure

sheol dark pit of death

show Jesus' deeds as put-ons

slavery abolished by Jesus' efforts

Joseph Smith flesh-and-blood Jesus

Socrates secular Jesus

son of god on close terms with the man upstairs

soul, see body

synoptics three gospels that agree

temple center of Jewish religion

trinity unifying and divisive doctrinre

vision, see dreams

Yahweh, see LORD

Zoroaster Persian dualistic holy man